Lesson #1682 - Bad Machines

These inventions are all entirely real, by the way. But as there's the Arrogant Worms song that also recommends you not go into politics or science or music for the same reason, pretty much you shouldn't do anything with your life.

Definitely going to keep this webcomic-title-lesson-name thing going as long as I can. Hopefully you're reading all the great comics I'm trying to reference!

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