Lesson #1525 - True History

Seriously, those Victors get everything, don't they? Save some for the rest of us, you guys.

Truth be told, this is kind of why no one believes historical accounts of what actually happened anymore. Oh, wait, no it's not, no one believes history anymore because they only believe accounts according to their specific hyperpartisan point-of-view! Forgive me, I was giving people the benefit of the doubt for being smart. What a silly mistake.