Every Derby Needs a Douche

New manager fires on-site team member and orders remote worker to work on-site instead: 'I said no' 1

'I sold him a plate of onions for $3': Entitled customer leaves typed note to pizza chef demanding no cheese or tomatoes 2

‘I work with a toddler’: Employee gets silent treatment from manager after they leave manager's team for a big promotion 3

Mooching in-laws order luxurious meals expecting everyone to 'split the bill evenly', earning a free serving of petty revenge at the next birthday dinner: 'Never splitting the bill again' 4

Employee derails terrible boss's personality test by mirroring his answers to get the same result: 'I watched him die inside' 5

'Let the newbie fail': Finance worker stunned that new hire refuses to learn because they're "not the boss" 6

'Don't fire me so you can hire your nephew': IT guy taked with training nepo-baby replacement, sabotages the business before his final day 1

'The exact apartment he had for $150 is now $2,400': Hardworking Gen Xer gives his dad a wakeup call after getting criticized for not being a homeowner 2

'I only work for ME and no one else!': 20+ resume red flags, according to hiring managers 3

Coworker does vacant manager's position for a year under guise of promotion: '[They] resigned because, surprise!.. It didn't happen' 4

23 Funniest Work Memes for Employees Working a Short-Staffed Shift 5

‘I work with a toddler’: Employee gets silent treatment from manager after they leave manager's team for a big promotion 6